Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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