I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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