Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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