Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
