if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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