Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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