Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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