Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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