you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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