Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I looked at my own cervix.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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