oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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