Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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