Can Purell be used as lube?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
as a side note pls kill me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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