Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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