I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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