i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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