did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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