We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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