She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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