you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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