it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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