i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I would fuck him just for his dog
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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