My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
A+ Viking dick
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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