doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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