I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I feel like a drive thru vagina
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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