i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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