He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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