would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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