i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
