What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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