He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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