Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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