Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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