just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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