you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
