I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
