i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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