So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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