It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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