Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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