He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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