I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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