dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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