How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Randomize
