So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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