party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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