5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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