Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
