doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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