How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You are the jesus of drinking
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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