Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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