Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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