therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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