Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
