What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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