just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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