You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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