I'm eating all of the evidence.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
